Cold blogger on tap

So is this where I confess that I'm not a blogophile?  As I whip out this first entry, I can't help but feel self-conscious and more than a little inadequate, like I'm not properly equipped for the job.   I rarely dive into the blogosphere.  This isn't because I don't want to; it's because I get overwhelmed easily.  There just seem to be too many blogs out there and not enough time to read them all.  Now I'm getting ready to cannonball into the blogwater.  So why do I feel like I'm standing atop the board without any trunks on?